Should Donald Trump And Harvey Weinstein Be Given A Pass Like Adolf Hitler?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 25 January 2020

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"Yeah, give me a pass."

Should Donald Trump be given a pass and let voters decide because, gosh, it’s so close to the election, let the people decide? And besides, he’s promised not to cheat in the next election the way he cheated in the 2016 election.

So let it go, why don’t you? Pew impeachment!

If someone killed your dog, intentionally, and he might murder the next dog you get, wouldn't you say, “Dogs come and go? I’ll get another dog? Or maybe my dog will get lucky and die of old age?”

Same with Harvey Weinstein. He did terrible things, or so over one hundred women, (and still counting) have testified. That was yesterday. Turn the page. Or, as Scarlett O’Hara hopefully said, “Tomorrow is another day.”

So let Harvey Weinstein go back to work producing some of the best films in film history. Let critics decide his future. If they pan his films, he’ll be gone and forgotten. If audiences boycott his films, another sentence into oblivion. If his films really stink? Again, he’ll be out of business.

Men have always abused women. Look what Trump said about Hillary Clinton, “Lock her up.” And the audiences cheered. There were also lots of women in that audience cheering. Real team players, they. But that was abusive language.

General Michael Flynn started the chant, “Lock her up.” He’s about to be sentenced to serve some time in a “Lock him up prison.”

What happened to the Trump defense? Did everyone already forget about that? Got distracted thinking about Harvey Weinstein’s: Reservoir Dogs, Shakespeare In Love, The King's Speech, and The English Patient?

Distraction's exactly what Trump and his defense team have been trying to do. Let the voters decide in the 2020 election. He plays golf, not stickball, likes chocolate cake, and he likes the ladies, wink, wink. So don’t let justice be served, let the voters decide in 2020.

Same with Harvey. Let the audiences decide his fate. The guy's fat. That’s a sentence already.

Hitler flew the coop and was never punished, so why, oh why can’t Donald Trump and Harvey Weinstein?

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