Li’l Wilmer Finishes Last In 2019 Iditarod Dog Sled Race
BILLINGSGATE POST: Li’l Wilmer, a mean-ass Dachshund with no previous experience leading a dogsled team, was granted a waiver, and was allowed to race in the Iditarod. Until this year, only northern dog breeds like Siberian huskies and Alaskan mala...
Read full storyDramatic Erosion
The Lake District is facing “Dramatic Soil Erosion” over the next few years, and, with many leading figures calling for blame to be either appropriated to “the EU” or the “poor”, geologists have a far more sensible explanation. However, this isn’...
Read full storyThe Queen Reveals Liking For Throbbing Gristle
In the unlikeliest of associations imaginable, Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has revealed that she is a fan of industrial music pioneers, Throbbing Gristle. TG, formed in Hull in 1975 from the remnants of COUM Transmissions, stunned audiences with...
Read full storyNashville Man Demonstrates High Levels of Artificial Intelligence
No longer mere fodder for sci-fi novels and futuristic movie odysseys, artificial intelligence is a present-day reality, as demonstrated by 38-year-old Ben Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee. "I'm not actually smart at all," said Higgins, "but I've l...
Read full storyLocal woman wins Word Falling Over Championship for record 12th year in succession
A 21-year-old woman from Whitechapel has become the first woman to win the much sought-after, World Falling Over Championship, for a record 12th year in succession Tracy Dell, a business owner and mother-of-three, managed to fall over almost conti...
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