Man still cannot believe why he is so unpopular on Firestarter.com website
Barry Smythe, from Chutney on the Fritz, still cannot understand why he is proving to be so unpopular on world famous dating website Firestarter.com. The morose 47-year-old told us 'I have been on there for three years, and so far only 3 women hav...
Read full storyDennis and Ciara now back home
Long-time married couple, Dennis and Ciara, are now home, after an around-the-world cruise, only to realise that the two storms named after them have passed. Speaking to us earlier, Dennis said 'In all of our married life together, Ciara and I hav...
Read full storyThe Spoof Guide of what to give up for Lent....
Lent has only just begun, and the Spoof, helpful to its many readers, has, as always, come up with a list of things that you could give up for Lent, regardless of whether or not you are religious: 1) Self-Pity 2) Hope 3) Your dreams 4) Smoking...
Read full storyStorm Boris sweeps through Europe, causing damage to European Union offices, European Court of Justice and European fishing fleet that was heading to UK waters
Severe weather warnings across Europe have been issued, after high winds were spotted spiralling across the English Channel towards the continent. A weather watcher on the cliffs of Dover said he was able to make out a giant face in the swirling air,...
Read full storyNashville Man Protests Faux Pas
In his zeal to help male ducks and geese force-fed pounds of grain and fat to cause their livers to swell to up to ten times their normal size, Lawson Watts of Nashville, Tennessee, began a militant online and grassroots campaign to protest the so-ca...
Read full storyHarvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby
NEW YORK CITY – Now that disgraced movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein, has been found guilty of sexual assault, he will be sentenced to prison. Weinstein spoke with a reporter for the New York Sun Observer, and said that he wants the judge to send him...
Read full storyMeghan Markle Says That Her and Melania Trump Have Been Secretly Texting Each Other
GALVESTON – Prince Harry and his gorgeous wife traveled to Galveston to visit the hotel/museum where famed pirate Jean Lafitte had spent a weekend back in the summer of 1799. Harry and Meghan are fans of the infamous Carribean buccaneers which inc...
Read full storyAn Ex-Hooters Girl Claims That President Trump Fathered Her Triplets
CHICAGO – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that a woman has come forward alleging that the occupant of the White House, Donald J. Trump, is the father of her 13-year-old triplet daughters. Milly Wetwind, 34, who goes by the name of Milly Knocke...
Read full storyManchester United: Captain Harry Maguire Says Club Bruges Spelling Is Ridiculous
Manchester United go into their Europa League last-32 second-leg game against Club Bruges at Old Trafford tonight, with a slight advantage, after their 1-1 draw in Belgium last week gave them an important away goal, but the big news is that the Red D...
Read full storyMan Spends Evening At Another Dull-As-You-Like Wedding Party
A man who felt as if he'd seen and been through it all before, was subjected to another terrible ordeal on Saturday night, as he was made to accompany his wife to a wedding party in their neighborhood. Moys Kenwood, 56, would have preferred to hav...
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