Dennis and Ciara now back home

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 27 February 2020

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Where is the Ninky Nonk?

Long-time married couple, Dennis and Ciara, are now home, after an around-the-world cruise, only to realise that the two storms named after them have passed.

Speaking to us earlier, Dennis said 'In all of our married life together, Ciara and I have never had a day of excitement, so to find out that, not only were two storms named after us, but we missed them both, well, that is a bit too much.'

Ciara joined in: 'I was told that my storm was the worst, whereas Dennis's storm was a bit wet, and didn't last long. Really, it was as if the two storms were named after us on purpose.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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