Barry Smythe, from Chutney on the Fritz, still cannot understand why he is proving to be so unpopular on world famous dating website Firestarter.com.
The morose 47-year-old told us 'I have been on there for three years, and so far only 3 women have visited my profile. I list my hobbies as River Dance, Morris Dancing, freshwater fishing, chess, bell ringing, and listening to my near-complete collection of Sting albums, but there still has been no interest. I go on there, I wink at people, click 'like', I even send a cut-and-paste greeting to introduce myself, but still no-one wants to talk to me.'
Sometimes, the world is a cruel, cruel place, and sometimes, some people are not born to be in relationships.
