Man still cannot believe why he is so unpopular on website

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 27 February 2020

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Barry Smythe, from Chutney on the Fritz, still cannot understand why he is proving to be so unpopular on world famous dating website

The morose 47-year-old told us 'I have been on there for three years, and so far only 3 women have visited my profile. I list my hobbies as River Dance, Morris Dancing, freshwater fishing, chess, bell ringing, and listening to my near-complete collection of Sting albums, but there still has been no interest. I go on there, I wink at people, click 'like', I even send a cut-and-paste greeting to introduce myself, but still no-one wants to talk to me.'

Sometimes, the world is a cruel, cruel place, and sometimes, some people are not born to be in relationships.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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