Dominic Cummings announces eugenics programme
In perhaps the most controversial announcement yet of Boris Johnson's brief premiership, his chief adviser, Dominic Cummings, has revealed that he is planning a eugenics programme for the people of the UK. Births are to be strictly regulated, with...
Read full storyManchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says He Hates TheSpoof.com
As the number of negative 'online' incidents involving football players continues to rise, Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has given his backing to those who feel they no longer wish to use social media, and have deleted their accounts, say...
Read full storyCelebrating 9/11 (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography)
Celebrating 9/11 I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big. Donald Trump Now available on Amazon 9/11 was probably the best day of my life. Well, I mean, like, maybe one of the best days of life.
Read full story98 Percent of Trump Supporters View Apocalypse as a Good Thing
Baffled at the continued support enjoyed by United States President Donald Trump, even as he opens up pristine Arctic preserves for offshore oil drilling, removes countless varieties of wild animals from the endangered species list, and brings the wo...
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Scared To Death That Roger Stone Is Going To Flip
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has just told a reporter for The Baltimore Beacon Star that “Trumper The Humper” is so afraid that Roger Stone is going to flip on him, that, for the past week, he has been peeing in his pants. The White Ho...
Read full storyPrince Harry and Meghan Markle Have Dinner With Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston
BEL AIR, California – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette reports that Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, are truly enjoying getting to rub elbows with the Hollywood elite. The happy couple recently had dinner with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston a...
Read full storyThe Nevada Democratic Debate Just About Turned Into a WWF Wrestling Match
LAS VEGAS – The Vox Populi News Agency has reported that the Democratic candidates pretty much turned the debate into a free-for-all. In fact, several audience members sitting in the front row had to duck a couple of folding chairs that were toss...
Read full storyManchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team On Sunday Morning
Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, is in hot water with team coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, this morning, after he let it be known that he plans to turn out for a local Sunday League team at the weekend. Maguire, 26, incurred the Norwegian's...
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