The Impeached Donald Trump Cheats At Golf, Too?
Unless you just came out of a mountain cave in Okinawa, unaware that World War II ended, and are learning that Donald Trump cheats at golf, it isn't a surprise. It should not even be a headline. But someone wrote a book about Trump cheating at go...
Read full storyBrennan flees to monastery in Lower Moldavia to avoid Barr and Durham
Ex-CIA Director John Brennan is reported on the run, due to unusual heat from Special Investigator John Durham. On February 13, The New York Times reported: “Durham appears to be pursuing a theory that the C.I.A., under its former Director Jo...
Read full storyLondon Mayor Sadiq Khan demands that London should be part of the EU
Barmy Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, told reporters at a news conference that Londoners should be allowed to “keep their EU citizenship” after Brexit. Khan, who once famously allowed a great big blimp of US President Donald Trump to be floated over...
Read full storyPolls Show Some Americans May Bother Voting for President
In a wave of optimism sweeping the nation, some Americans report that they may actually bother voting in the 2020 presidential election. "It's too soon to tell, but I may see if I can free up some time in my schedule," said Kate Truman of New York...
Read full storyRudy Giuliani Says If Trump Throws Him Under The Bus He Will Throw “Old Baby Fingers” Under The Effen Cruise Ship.
NEW YORK CITY – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani spoke to a reporter with The New York Sun-Orbserver. He let it be known that he is extremely pissed off at “The Little Peter Tweeter”, as 93.8% of all Democrats call the current resident in...
Read full storyMeghan Markle To Record A Song With Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood
MEMPHIS, Tennessee – Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were in Memphis visiting the Yippee-Ki-Yay Country Music Museum located on Red Neck Drive. They got to view country music artifacts and relics, such as an AK-47 semi-automatic rifle that was onc...
Read full storyDonald Trump Has Just Filed a Lawsuit Against The Daytona 500 Racing Association
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – The Miami Globe-Gazette has just reported that President Trump’s attorney, Segundo Juarez, has filed a lawsuit in behalf of his client. The lawsuit seeks damages in the amount of $16.2 million. Juarez told an assembled group...
Read full storyManchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Be Issued With Retrospective Red Card
Controversy was the name of the game at Stamford Bridge last night, as Chelsea were beaten 2-0 by Manchester United in a match totally controversialised by the VAR system. After Martial had given the visitors a first-half lead, Chelsea's Zouma had...
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