Brennan flees to monastery in Lower Moldavia to avoid Barr and Durham

Funny story written by joseph k winter

Tuesday, 18 February 2020

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This may or may not be Mr. Brennan in disguise fleeing to the monastery

Ex-CIA Director John Brennan is reported on the run, due to unusual heat from Special Investigator John Durham.

On February 13, The New York Times reported:

“Durham appears to be pursuing a theory that the C.I.A., under its former Director John O. Brennan, had a preconceived notion about Russia or was trying to get to a particular result—and was nefariously trying to keep other agencies from seeing the full picture lest they interfere with that goal.”

Intelligence agencies are nervous.

A familiar tactic is being employed--called “the false sponsor” effect, in which a covert action is obscured.

The audience is re-directed to another target to mislead on what is important.

This would explain current attacks on Durham's boss, Attorney General William Barr.

Barr has said the Roger Stone sentencing is too severe.

But Obama-connected officials in the Department of Justice are complaining over this response.

Never convicted of anything previously, Stone has been sentenced to nine years for a) lying to Congress; b) tampering with witnesses; and c) threatening to murder Randy Credico's dog.

Critics point out that, at the Watergate scandal in the 1970's, none of the perpetrators received anything near as harsh, with sentences ranging from eighteen months to five years, at the most.

On top of the Mueller Report's not finding evidence between Russia and Trump, then the Inspector General's Report, which found several serious errors in the Russia-gate proceedings, Mr. Durham's forthcoming report is causing panic at the CIA and FBI.

According to anonymous sources close to Mr. Brennan, in recent mornings he's been having trouble shaving.

His left knee has been shaking.

He has been heard muttering in his sleep: "Bias? No way! So what if the Steele Dossier is a bunch of nonsense!?"

The day came when this same anonymous source stated Mr. Brennan could not be found anywhere in Washington D.C.

A brochure for a monastery in Moldavia, however, was found under his bed.

“Join us for a life of celibacy, calm, and performing with our children's choir!”

“A little castration is all it takes! The pain is over quite quickly!”

“You will be sheltered for life from the tribulations of politics that we're all fed up with!”

“Isn't it time to come to us?”

The monastery is titled: “The Francis of Assisi to Benedict Arnold and Everything Between Abbey.”

Neighbors report Mr. Brennan has been observed with a high singing voice in the shower—why, possibly, he decided on this particular destination.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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