The Impeached Donald Trump Cheats At Golf, Too?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 18 February 2020

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"Thanks for everything."

Unless you just came out of a mountain cave in Okinawa, unaware that World War II ended, and are learning that Donald Trump cheats at golf, it isn't a surprise.

It should not even be a headline. But someone wrote a book about Trump cheating at golf. Headlines? No. Book? Cheating is a given of Trump's character. Why not cheat at golf?

“Oh, yeah! Could have guessed that.”

He cheats his first wife with his second wife, and cheated his second wife with his third wife, and with numerous women in between. He cheated weeks after his third wife gave birth to his third son.

But MAGA people are okay with that. He hates who they hate.

He cheats about his hair, his suntan, his weight, his height, and his shoe lifts.

Trump University was a scam, promising to release his tax returns was a scam. Said tax returns were under audit. Another scam.

Claiming he didn’t know or silence Stormy Daniels, and Karen McDougal with check payments proved to be a lie.

Repeated failure to repay bank loans is not only cheating, illegal, a scam, and a lie, but it's also the 'go straight to jail' card. Trump never went to jail. Yet.

But one bank still lends him money. They don’t seem to mind failure to repay millions. Trump’s feeding trough keeps being replenished by Deutsche Bank. His loans at Deutsche Bank are said to have been underwritten by a Russian oligarch who is a very great pal of Vladimir Putin, the head of Russia.

“Russia, if you’re listening, release Hillary Clinton’s emails.”

And they did.

And Trump won the Electoral College and the White House. And then he didn’t send defensive weapons to Ukraine, an ally to the US, who was fighting Russia. Same: "Russia, if you're listening."

Payback time for Russia and Putin’s generous acts. Forget that Russia shot down a passenger plane flying over Ukraine. Russia is still battling in northern Ukraine.

The MAGA people are okay with that. He hates who they hate.

So he cheats at golf? Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

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