Joe Biden & The Dark Arts: Voter Suppression
Many democrats are trying to break with convention. Mayor Pete wants to be the first gay in the White House. Elizabeth Warren wants to be the first female president. Bernie Sanders wants to lead a communist revolution. In America. While all three are...
Read full storyHanna Barbera announces that Meghan Markle will join Scooby Doo – she’ll be the whiny self-righteous one who’s too posh to hide in the dumpster
Amazing news for all fans of cartoons everywhere. Hanna Barbera, the makers of the Scooby Doo franchise, has revealed their plans to bring one-time member of the British Royal Family Meghan Markle into the Scooby Gang, where she’ll go on adventures w...
Read full storyMass Grave Of Evergreen Trees Found In Western Wyoming
A mass grave of viciously murdered evergreen trees has been uncovered in the popular ski resort town of Jackson Hole, Wyoming, near the Idaho border. The local police were alarmed by this discovery which has horrified residents and visitors alike. Th...
Read full storyJoe “Go-Go”Biden Is Not Worried About Finishing 5th In The New Hampshire Primary
MANCHESTER, New Jersey – Joe Biden was relaxing in his hotel suite by shooting dice with some of his campaign workers and a couple of the hotel maids. It was a somewhat somber mood as Biden got clobbered pretty bad by just about every other Democ...
Read full storyDonald Trump Says That He Kicked Ass In The GOP New Hampshire Primary
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump was smiling like the Shetland pony that ate the canary. He had just won the New Hampshire Primary without ever setting foot in the Mushroom Pizza State. He captured 91% of the vote. “Hey losers!” He yelled from the...
Read full storyBernie “The Stud” Sanders Wins The New Hampshire Democratic Primary
MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – The iNews Agency is reporting that Senator Bernie Sanders is the winner of the New Hampshire Democratic Primary. Sanders who is 78, was grinning from ear-to-ear as he remarked “I just want to say that my victory tonigh...
Read full storyPhillip Schofield’s Wife Should Have Crazy-Glued His Nuts To Bed Post
BILLINGSGATE POST: If reality were fiction, there would be no need for truth. So why would a man forsake his faithful partner of so many years for the sweet song of a Siren who would lure him to crash on the rocks of Scylla? In Homer’s Odyssey, t...
Read full storyManchester United In Talks With Eric Cantona
There were raised eyebrows all over the northwest this morning, as news began to filter through to the grey and grimy slums, cobbled streets, and endless ramshackle 2-up-2-down back-to-back terraced houses, that the world's favourite football team, M...
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