Who Does Trump Think He Is?
Just who does Bone Spurs Trump think he is? Here's the guy who can’t even spell damn, (a simple four-letter word) or the difference between here and hear, (the correct word has an ear in it) is threatening Senators and Congressmen that, if they don’t…
Read full storyWater Was So Cold, Man Didn't Bother With Shower
There was much shivering and extreme reluctance to get into a shower in one household's bathroom this morning, when it was discovered that the water was cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Seasonal cold weather in this part of sout…
Read full storyLori Laughlin Reveals Family Is All Front Line Healthcare Workers
LOS ANGELES - Actress Lori Loughlin and her fashion designer husband Mossimo Gianulli have revealed that their entire family is made up of front-line healthcare workers. "This shows my family’s dedication to bettering society as a whole," said Lau…
Read full storyYou’re A Lying, Dog-Faced One-Horse Pony Soldier
BILLINGSGATE POST: Even the horse flies won’t touch this one. Yesterday, Sleepy Joe, responding to a question concerning the investigation of his crooked son, Hunter, called the reporter “a one-horse pony.” That response, in itself, would not ind…
Read full storyA Christmas Non-Dickens-Fairy-Tale: Santa's Christmas reindeer hit by drone as it attempted to land!
(NOT EDITED) Wakefield, Yorkshire, UK: During his annual rounds of delivering presents to his clientele, Santa had a slight disruption at roughly 03.00 GMT on Christmas Eve. Attempting a dodgy landing near Wakefield prison, to deliver presents to…
Read full storyKate Gosselin Says She's Getting Back With Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – iRumors has just informed its viewers that the woman who is considered the Queen of The Reality Shows, Kate Gosselin, is happier than she has been in years. Kate and Steven Tyler dated about 8 years ago,…
Read full storyKanye West Moving To Kenya
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – RumorLand News has acknowledged that the man who is known as Mr. Kim Kardashian is still very upset at the fact that he lost the presidential election. Kanye West met with RN’s Cookie Canada at a local KFC, and expres…
Read full storySnoop Dogg and Martha Stewart Open Up a Cannabis Diner
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One of the unlikeliest couples, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, have just told the news media that they have just opened up a cannabis diner. The establishment will serve all kinds of marijuana menu items, from Pot…
Read full storyTed Bundy shocks the nation again.
US President-Elect Joseph Biden has shocked every one today by revealing he is not the person that every body thought he was: he is in fact multi murderer Ted Bundy. Bundy was thought to have died a few years ago but this revelation has spun a few…
Read full storyGod Says Jesus Upset His Birthday To Be Played Down This Year
God, the Supreme Being and creator of the universe and everything in it, has said that his son, Jesus Christ, is upset that his birthday on December 25 will not be celebrated with the usual fervour this year, due to Coronavirus restrictions. Chris…
Read full storyEscape To Mar-a-Lago
Donald Trump will load up Air Force One with his family, the Proud Boys, MAGA people, Rudolph Giuliani, and make a one-way trip to Mar-a-Lago for Christmas, and it is rumored he won’t be going back to D.C. He’ll resign after New Years', Mike Pence…
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