US President-Elect Joseph Biden has shocked every one today by revealing he is not the person that every body thought he was: he is in fact multi murderer Ted Bundy.
Bundy was thought to have died a few years ago but this revelation has spun a few minds not least the boffins in Washington. He got away with the deception by escaping prison and kidnapping the real Joe Biden, effectively isolating him in a Rocky mountain cabin in Colorado.
Bundy refuses to say where or when Biden was kidnapped. He will continue this deception in the hope that people will rate him a better person for having defeated Donald J Trump. May be not.
Washington insiders are coming to grips with this unusual situation. Hell if Trump can convince Americans to trust him with the keys to the White House, then a serial killer isn't t too much of a leap for the imagination.