Bike Shop Owner Was A Miserable Bastard
There were vociferous complaints and calls for a total boycott tonight, after a woman who had gone into a shop selling secondhand bicycles to ask for directions, was treated like muck by the owner, who was a right fucking turd. The incident happen…
Read full storyHarry Maguire Says Premier League Wide Open This Year
Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire has said that, despite his team's 'ordinary' start to the campaign, the Premier League is wide open this season, and practically anybody could end up being champions - except for Sheffield United,…
Read full storyToffee Penny looking forward to having the whole Quality Street tin to itself
Toffee Penny Grace Worthington has told everyone that will listen, that, come December 28th, she is looking forward to having the whole of the Quality Street tin to herself. Famously amongst the least popular of Quality Street sweets, the toffee p…
Read full storyTrump Advisor Steven Miller Declares the N.Y. Jets Undefeated After Submitting Alternate Scores to the NFL
Washington - White House advisor, Steven Miller, after announcing that alternative elector slates were submitted from four battleground states to Congress, which he hoped would result in overturning the election of Joe Biden as President, and four…
Read full storyBrexit: Optimism Sprouts
British sprout-growers are bullish at the prospect of a no-deal Brexit. “As they’ll be able to get little else in the way of vegetables, what with tariffs and customs hold-ups at the ports, we’re going to be in the money,” said Terry Bull-Greenbu…
Read full storyChristmas Shopping Madness in UK continues as punters ignore 2M signs! They're EU, not Brexit Imperial Britain!
(NOT EDITED) Millions of UK shoppers jamming pedestrian shopping centres in the UK in Corona pandemic times are being asked why the fuck they are ignoring common sense regulations about social-distancing. Many Christmas shopping nutters just head…
Read full storyTrump literally a turd that will not flush
It has been five weeks since the US election, and there is no doubt that Joe Biden won - unless you live in the deranged world of Donald Trump's pathetic ego. Geoff Ballcock studies presidential pipes, and spoke exclusively to TheSpoof with his an…
Read full storyTrump Tells Attorney General William Barr Adios Chubby
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News)- In a move that stunned even Trump sidekick, Lindsey Graham, the soon-to-be-not-president has fired his attorney general. GOPickly magazine is reporting that William Barr, (aka Chubby), who, for months and months,…
Read full storyTrump Thinks He Has A Chance To Overturn The Election
Unable to recognize the numbers and entrenched in deniability, Donald Trump still thinks it ain’t over, and that he has a chance to win the 2020 election. Gosh, what will the neighbors think? When the furniture is out on the lawn, and his clothes…
Read full storyThe Cleveland Indians Racist Name is Going To That Happy Hunting Ground in The Sky
CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – The Cleveland Indians organization is finally bowing to the demand from Major League Baseball, that they do away with their racist nickname. The BuzzFuzz News Agency is reporting that the ball club has used the name I…
Read full storyThe Reason NASCAR Cancelled 2 Races
PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Sports Satire) – Ever since March, when the Coronavirus first got out of hand, NASCAR’s attendance has fallen by 61%. And then the fact that the racing entity banned Confederate flags really kicked the racing giant in it…
Read full storyLil Wayne May Be Headed To The Big House
NEW ORLEANS – (Satire News) – According to BuzzFuzz, rapper Lil Wayne could very well be headed to prison, or the ‘Big House’ as rappers, hip-hoppers, and Broadway dancers refer to federal prisons. The lil rapper, who is 4-foot-9, and looks a litt…
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