Toffee Penny looking forward to having the whole Quality Street tin to itself

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 15 December 2020

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Crowds flocking to buy tins of Quality Street

Toffee Penny Grace Worthington has told everyone that will listen, that, come December 28th, she is looking forward to having the whole of the Quality Street tin to herself.

Famously amongst the least popular of Quality Street sweets, the toffee penny is also not a popular choice for anyone with dentures, and Quality Street, Roses and Celebrations tend to be the present of choice for an elderly relative who is not a grandparent.

Toblerone Anthony Jones said: 'This will be my first and only Christmas. We all know how much Aunt Joan likes a Toblerone, and God only knows she never shares it with anyone else.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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