TERMINATOR 9 - New Schwarzenegger Movie
HOLLYWOOD, CA - In 1984, "Terminator" was the stunning Sci-Fi action movie which put humanity in a life-and-death struggle against the ultimate killing machine of the future, made by man and perfected by Artificial Inteligence. Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Read full storyMan talking about the weather, again
Gareth Johnson spoke on the train today, about the weather. 'Bbbrrrrr, bit nippy isn't it?' said the jovial chap on the way to work, to no one in particular. 'It is cold enough to freeze an Elephant's eyeball,' was cryptically muttered in the o...
Read full storyMan watching the Apprentice
Brian Asshat, of Chutney on the Fritz, has revealed, to no-one's great surprise, that he watches the Apprentice, just to feel superior about his own failings. The train-spotter and consumer of cakes told us 'Imagine the pleasure I take in watching...
Read full storySix Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat
Tired of hearing your heathen friends whine about science and organized religion while completely ignoring your warnings about hell? Well, here are six ways guaranteed to get those smooth-talking tricksters off their game. Why six? Because if yo...
Read full storyExclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus
We hold no brief with invisible friends in the sky—not the nine choirs of angels, the eight maids a-milking, the heavenly hosts a-dancing, or the figments of anybody's fevered imagination. We are, however, fascinated with the Historical Jesus, the ap...
Read full storyRural "wild dog" school provides an alternative to state-funded education
An unusual school in Mississippi is proving surprisingly popular with local families. There are no teachers, no classrooms and no curriculum. The pupils are cared for by wild dogs in a pit in the woods. School governor Jeff Hound explained the ide...
Read full storySouthampton Scoreboard Staff Consider Strike Action
There's a drama developing at The Dell this morning, after it was announced that the staff who operate the scoreboard for Premier League Southampton are to take industrial action over working conditions. The trouble flared up after Friday night's...
Read full storyNew App Helps You Learn A New Language In As Little As Two Years
A new phone app on the market next month enables you to learn and speak a new language fluently - to native speaker standard - in as little as two years, it has been claimed. The app - DIY - explores a revolutionary new method of learning, which,...
Read full storyToilet Plunger Was 'Sent From God'
A man who bought a toilet plunger to be able to deal with his family's constantly-blocked toilet, has described the item as "an invaluable purchase", and "an absolute Godsend". The problem with the toilet at the home of Moys Kenwood, 56, may not h...
Read full storyTreatment to eliminate pedophilia has been discovered
A recent ground-breaking discovery has discovered that pedophilia is linked to a mineral deficiency in the brain. According to Dr. James Harpington of Area Research Center in Reasonville, "We have determined that sex offenders tend to lack suffic...
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