Man talking about the weather, again

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 27 October 2019

image for Man talking about the weather, again is a bit nippy, isn't it?

Gareth Johnson spoke on the train today, about the weather.

'Bbbrrrrr, bit nippy isn't it?' said the jovial chap on the way to work, to no one in particular.

'It is cold enough to freeze an Elephant's eyeball,' was cryptically muttered in the office whilst 'I really need thicker socks,' was uttered to Brian in Accounts at lunchtime.

He used his similar greeting on the train on the way home, before talking about the lack of heating in the church hall for his meeting with his taxidermy group.

'Honestly, if it wasn't for the weather, I would have nothing to talk about, except for the fox I am currently stuffing, and that would get me kicked out of the train. I have already lost a job due to my hobby,' said Gareth.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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