Susan Rice Shits on A Graham
In a podcast with progressive provocateur Ben Rhodes, former Obama National Security Advisor Susan Rice, angry at Senator Lindsey Graham, held nothing back in her scathing critique of Graham’s views of the situation in Syria and, also, his past criti...
Read full storyAnimal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani
Washington, D.C. - When Trump's personal attack dog, Rudy Giuliani, inevitably gets arrested soon, the job will not be dealt with by the police, or even the FBI, says a Justice Department spokesperson. No, the job of arresting Trump's lawyer will fal...
Read full storyPolice shoot man dressed in blackface for Halloween
Birmingham, Alabama. A policeman was suspended at the weekend after shooting a Halloween reveller dressed in blackface. The victim was a white man aged 24 who had dressed up as the superhero Black Panther for a party. The policeman could not be na...
Read full storyUK to build migrant pipe under Channel
The UK government has announced that it will build a new pipeline for immigrants under the English Channel. The pipe will handle Britain's post-Brexit immigration policy, and will have "hot" and "cold" taps to regulate the flow of different types of...
Read full storyNashville Man Successfully Forces Things
Though frequently commended for his laid-back, easygoing manner, 46-year-old Jake Hamilton of Nashville. Tennessee, grew tired of waiting for life to start working for him, and made up his mind to start forcing things - which he did, with enormous su...
Read full storyPresenting The Ganjascope℠, Your Horoscope on Pot
You hold in your hands (you're not still using a desk top, are you?) the astrological world's first Ganjascope℠, the horoscope that takes the logical out of astrological, that boldly goes where no other horoscope dares to tread (yes, the Ganjascope℠...
Read full storyPropane-Driven Vape Pens Kill Three in Amish County
Bird in Hand, PA—News of the deaths of three unrelated Amish youths—Jacob Stolzfus, 18, Lucas Stolzfus, 19, and Cyrus Martin, 21—has exploded like after-market vape pens in this quaintly-named Amish community. The youth, who were all employed in the...
Read full storyVAR To Help In Coleen Rooney - Rebekah Vardy Dispute
The wives of footballers, Wayne Rooney and Jamie Vardy, who were thought to be "close to agreement" after their recent falling-out on Instagram that caused a huge controversy in their own minds, have now asked for VAR assistance in their bid to sort...
Read full storyTourist Heard Kraftwerk Song, And Began To Dance To It
A man walking past a cafe from which the Kraftwerk hit 'The Model' was blaring at full volume, found himself unwittingly swaying in the quirky dancing style that was prevalent back in the New Romantic days of the early 1980s. Moys Kenwood, then 19...
Read full storyMan Was Surprised To Find Toilet Instructions On Wall
A man who urgently needed to visit the toilet in a local shopping center was surprised to discover a poster on the wall that provided diagrammatic instructions on how to use the facilities. Moys Kenwood, 56, was shopping with his family in Battamb...
Read full story39-Year-Old Resident Fails To Improve Himself Over Weekend
La Crosse, Wisconsin. Sources recently confirmed that Brad Harper's desperate and frustrating attempts to improve himself as a human being failed miserably last weekend. In a pathetic effort to become a decent and well-mannered individual wit...
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