Boris Johnson Issues Brexit Halloween Trick-Or-Treat Ultimatum
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had, according to sources, resigned himself to having his Brexit bill's 3-day timetable rejected by MPs, and not being able to leave the EU with his 'deal', but has now dragged the whole sorry process as low as it...
Read full storyCNN hosts debate on popularity of corporatism, the MIC, the Deep State, and the 1 percent
Yesterday’s Gallup poll that 34% of the American public are seeking new leadership for the country was roundly trashed in a CNN program last night. Hosting a forum of MSM commentators, CNN’s Anderson Cooper led the way in asserting: “The American...
Read full storyPresident Trump To Be Shot Into Space
Citing that he had run out of things to steal on the planet, President Donald Trump, the leader of the free world, announced today his plan to launch himself into outer space on a mission he is calling "Make Mars Greaterer Again". The man with hi...
Read full storyNEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The 'Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining'!
Due to the success of our hugely popular 'Gourmet Zombie Guide To Fine Dining In America', we are coming out with our International Guide for those zombies with enough money or societal pull to be able to get through TSA lines without being trapped a...
Read full storyNashville Man Ironically Loses His Loser Identity
Long identified as a loser by both his friends and himself, Harry Reston of Nashville, Tennessee, serendipitously and nearly simultaneously procured a new house, a wonderful mate, and a much-improved work situation - but in the process lost his lose...
Read full storyUFO Sited Over White House and Washington, D.C. Suburbs
Washington, D.C. - At least a thousand people say they observed an unidentified flying object (UFO) circling the White House last evening. Some observers say it looked like a cigar shaped object moving at lightning speed. Another observer said it mus...
Read full storyPresident Trump Reveals He Has Been Joking About Everything
In a speech that will have sent shockwaves all around the world, President Donald Trump last night revealed that, despite all the evidence to the contrary, his antics over the past four years have been mere jest, he was "just joking", and he is surpr...
Read full storyMan Now Has Too Many Books
A man who has spent the past three years frantically combing charity shops for books, before transporting them back to his home abroad, has now realized that he has far too many of them to read in one lifetime. Moys Kenwood, 56, makes an annual tr...
Read full storyBoris Johnson Reveals Brexit Date Was Chosen To Coincide With Jimmy Savile's Birthday
Boris Johnson has revealed that his decision over the date for the UK leaving the European Union - 31 October - was a conscious one to honour the memory of former TV personality, Jimmy Savile, whose birthday it would have been on that day. Savile...
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