CNN hosts debate on popularity of corporatism, the MIC, the Deep State, and the 1 percent

Funny story written by joseph k winter

Tuesday, 22 October 2019

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Yesterday’s Gallup poll that 34% of the American public are seeking new leadership for the country was roundly trashed in a CNN program last night.

Hosting a forum of MSM commentators, CNN’s Anderson Cooper led the way in asserting: “The American public is better off now than even when George W. Bush was president.”

According to Rachel Maddow, the 34% statistic was “overwhelmed” by the “preponderance” of support for “Neo-RussiaGate Theory and New Evidence. Mr. Mueller, take notice!”

Tucker Carlson maintained that “this president” (i.e. Mr. Trump) is "more popular than George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and George W. combined.”

Meanwhile, another new study indicates half of American consumers cannot cover their expenses on current income.

The average cost of an ordinary home in San Francisco runs at $1.2 million. A three bedroom in Podunk, California, far from anything civilized, rents at $1,650 per month.

Closets in Seattle rent at $500 a month, or $250 per individual, in “mini-homes” with two bunks, one in the corner.

Homeless kids in New York State amount to over 100,000 and the nation’s population in Under Bridges Real Estate Programs is over 600,000.

Part time jobs at $7.25 an hour are booming, with the limit at four part time jobs allowed for individuals living in their automobiles.

Mr. Trump’s efforts to end “ridiculous wars” and “absurd regime change” will not go far, according to some panelists on the CNN show.

He will try to compensate for this campaign weakness by eliminating all taxes for the rich.

Most panelists agreed the man is due for a comeuppance in the 2020 presidential election whereby “the American people” will show “they value self-defense and the MIC above all else!”

The CIA will be given a victory parade directly after November 3, 2020.

Joe Biden as President, with Hillary Clinton as Vice-President, will be carried on the shoulders of Deep State Authorities down Broadway in New York City.

Hunter Biden will become the new Secretary of State and Nikki Haley (switching parties) Secretary of Defense.

The State of America at this time is “robust” and “healthy,” panelists agreed, with a PHI (public happiness index) at 99 percent.

Only the one percent are not happy, due to falling revenues not up to their tastes for proper opulence at this time.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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