Nashville Man Disappointed Satan Has Never Tried to Buy His Soul
"Not that I ever would," said Nate Bailey of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding the prospect of selling his soul to Satan, "but I'd kind of like to know what they're going for these days." Again emphasizing that doing a deal with the devil is not an...
Read full storyParrotman Has Started To Squawk Like A Parrot
A man who, over a period of several years, underwent 'extreme body modification' in order to physically resemble his parrots, has now started to squawk like one. Ted Richards of Hartcliffe in Bristol, who subsequently changed his name to Ted Parro...
Read full storyManchester United Unveil New Festive Kit
Premier League strugglers, Manchester United, have revealed details of their new special festive edition strip, which, it's hoped, will produce enough sales to swell their coffers sufficiently to buy some more new players. The kit, which has more...
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In news rolling and turning at breakneck speed, a postal officer employed at a Wolverhampton agency, has announced he will deliver his next load using a wicker basket and a camel. The 39-year-old says that he will keep much of the day's delivery...
Read full storyFirst Genetically Engineered Cat Girl Licks Harry Maguire’s Balls
BILLINGSGATE POST: Shockwaves reverberated throughout the febrile English football world as the first genetically engineered cat girl broke ranks with tradition, and licked Manchester United defenseman Harry Maguire’s balls as he went onto the field...
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