Mail service on form

Written by whatinthe world

Thursday, 7 November 2019

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In news rolling and turning at breakneck speed, a postal officer employed at a Wolverhampton agency, has announced he will deliver his next load using a wicker basket and a camel.

The 39-year-old says that he will keep much of the day's delivery inserted into the camel's rectum, while using the basket as a form of transport. When it was pointed out to him that the camel might be better served as the mode of transport and the wicker basket as the bearer of his load, he said "I didn't think of that. What a silly sausage I am!"

A spokesperson for the postal service declined to talk on grounds it might incriminate him.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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