Festival of Brexit
The insane cackling you can hear flowing out of Westminster is at the decision that Boris Johnson's government will push on with plans to have a “Festival of Brexit”. Which sounds as much fun as a “Festival of Cancer” or a “Festival of It Was Better...
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The Queen's official dresser has confirmed that she will be going “fur free” this winter. The Queen’s official ottoman and cupboard were unavailable for comment. Animal rights groups have applauded the Queen's decision, and hope it will be a step...
Read full storyPopeye's Killer Chicken Sandwich
An Oxon Hill, Maryland man was killed yesterday in a dispute over a Popeye’s newly-released chicken sandwich, a deep-fried and batter-coated concoction so addictive to fast-food enthusiasts, that customers are literally willing to kill for it. Ac...
Read full storyDemocrats Approve Stalinist Show Trial for Impeachment
WASHINGTON DC - The leaders of the Democrat Party voted to formalize the removal of President Donald Trump through the Secret Hearings held by Adam Schiff (D-NY), using Anonymous CIA "Whistle-Blowers." Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) prais...
Read full storySurgeon General Warns about Secondhand Gas
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Secondhand gas dramatically increases the risk of acute nausea, insult to the nasal lining, asthma attacks, and even asphyxiation, this according to U.S. Surgeon General Vice Admiral Jerome Adams. In a sobering report issued November...
Read full storyGovernment Climate Committee Agrees that Desperate Times Call for Discussion of Some Possible Measures
After some debate, a government action committee formed to address the ever-worsening climate crisis reached a consensus that these desperate environmental times call for discussion of taking some possible measures. “It’s too early to tell precise...
Read full storyWildfires Raging All Across Country
In terrifying scenes comparable to those currently being seen across the Atlantic Ocean - in the United States of America - hundreds of wildfires are burning all over England's green and pleasant land tonight, as Bonfire Night gets well and truly un...
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