Mauricio Pochettino Seen At Manchester Piccadilly
Mauricio Pochettino, the former Tottenham Hotspur manager, who was sacked by the north London club earlier this week, looks like he may be about to become the new Manchester United boss, after he was seen alighting from a train at Piccadilly Station...
Read full storyMelania Trump Taken to Hospital With Writers Cramp From Signing Campaign Fundraising Letters
Melania Trump today was rushed to a local Emergency room when she complained of severe writers cramp in her left hand. Staffers, fearing a heart attack, wasted no time getting the First Lady to an Emergency room near Mar-a-Largo. "She has been sig...
Read full storyNational Kick the Cat Day, Why Cats Hate It
WEST CHESTER, PA--Although we celebrate National Kick the Cat Day, we do not advocate kicking cats literally; and we hasten to assure you that no cats were harmed during the writing of this monograph. We celebrate, instead, the existential notion of...
Read full storyNashville Man Falls Apart by the Wayside
In a tragic but not entirely unexpected emotional debacle, Nick Harrison of Nashville, Tennessee, frequently accused of being overly sensitive and passive to the point of invisibility, utterly fell apart by the wayside. "I didn't see it coming, bu...
Read full storyGeneral Election 2019: Campaign Promises Unlikely To Be Kept
As the campaigning for the 2019 General Election has now got into full swing, some experts are saying that it's possible that many of the promises that have already been made by the major parties are "all talk", and will not be kept. It's normal f...
Read full storyAfter Lifetime Job of “Doing Jack”, Local Man Fired by Mom After Failing to Recall Any of It
London - A London area man named Andrew, whose family has been rumored to be related to individuals who centuries ago had the responsibility of running an entire country, has been let go by his mother after an interview in which he could only rememb...
Read full storyMan Robs Congressional Member Bank...GOP Says "Let 'Em Go - He Did Nothin'"
Today, a man entered the Congressional Bank, a bank serving members of the Senate and the House. It was all caught on HD security cameras. He gave a note to the teller, telling the teller to fill a bag. The teller asked him, "What bag?" The ma...
Read full storyMan Can Do Things With Either Hand
A man in Coventry has confided to friends that he is amongst that elite group of people who have been blessed with the ability to perform manual tasks with both hands - that is, either right or left - with equal skill. The ability to use both han...
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