Melania Trump today was rushed to a local Emergency room when she complained of severe writers cramp in her left hand. Staffers, fearing a heart attack, wasted no time getting the First Lady to an Emergency room near Mar-a-Largo.
"She has been signing thousands of letters per day for the Presidential campaign via the Republican National Committee RNC. She must also sign thousands of fake checks to match donations," said one staffer, on condition of anonymity. "She could not be convinced to use a printer, but I"m afraid she did not understand the magnitude of signing every single one. She has refused any help whatsoever. And the amazing thing is, she is actually right-handed!"
When asked if the First Lady normally writes left or right-handed, staffers said she normally doesn't sign anything, she has a personal assistant who does it. However, she is normally right-handed, so perhaps she forgot.