After Lifetime Job of “Doing Jack”, Local Man Fired by Mom After Failing to Recall Any of It

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Sunday, 24 November 2019

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Local Man Fired by “Mumsy”

London - A London area man named Andrew, whose family has been rumored to be related to individuals who centuries ago had the responsibility of running an entire country, has been let go by his mother after an interview in which he could only remember hanging out at Pizza Express.

His mother, Elizabeth, instructed him to not attend family functions such as the upcoming Ascot Races, but to instead stay inside the sprawling family compound, and bet on the horse races on an online wagering site.

The family also hired personnel to check the I.D. of women visiting the man at their estate in Windsor.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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