Positive Thinking Found to Be Totally Awesome in All Respects

Written by Chrissy Benson

Monday, 18 November 2019

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There's zero downside to positive thinking, reports a groundbreaking new study.

A recent study conducted by the Sunshine Centre has revealed positive thinking to be totally awesome in all respects.

"This is true feel-good news," said Sunshine Centre Director, Cassie Hayes. "We found that, whatever the situation - I don't like to use the word 'problem' - people come out ahead when they stay optimistic, confident, cheerful, and self-affirming."

The Sunset Centre study offered many examples of men and women who, by harnessing the power of positive thinking (and often the power of their subconscious mind), attained true success, utter bliss, divine wholeness, grand mastery, and even the whole enchilada.

"Some of them even got to have their cake and eat it, too," said Hayes. "Love is happening everywhere. It's an age of blossoming."

While some have criticized the Sunshine Centre evidence as purely anecdotal, Hayes heartily agreed.

"Such great anecdotes," she said. "Such powerful stories. And you can have yours, too!"

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