Whirling dwarfs and drummer parade led by Snarlin’ Senator Graham again set for US tour
Once again the chant of “war with Iran, war with Iran, war with Iran” has besieged the US landscape. Communities throughout America can expect the Whirling Dwarfs Parade with their incessant chanting to sweep through town all summer long. Senat...
Read full storyPyongyang Manicure Academy Fungal Nail Outbreak Latest
North Korea - (Trotters): President Kim Jong-Un’s personal security detail has been quarantined indefinitely in Pyongyang this week following an outbreak of the lethal Onychomycosis strain. The microbial infection is notorious for spreading a smel...
Read full storyPostcode lottery winners announced
Here are the results of the weekly U.K. Health postcode lottery: Geoff Soup of Gloucester matched three numbers and won a kidney. Patricia Harlot from Essex got four balls and is eligible for a double vasectomy. Brian Cockburn of Ayr guessed...
Read full storyEmpty chair favourite to be new PM
In a televised debate between contenders to become the new Tory leader (and therefore temporarily Prime Minister), the surprise winner was an empty chair. The chair agreed to take part as a last minute replacement for pie-munching posh scarecrow B...
Read full storyTepid Veganism Catches Fire in U.S.
In an age where moral motivation is arguably at an all-time low, Americans are shying away from the strident, self-righteous style of veganism historically adopted by animal rights activists in favor of a new, more tepid form of veganism that avoids...
Read full storyHow Snoke got his silly name REVEALED (possible SPOILERS)
Everyone agrees that the stupidest thing about the new Star Wars movies is the name of the arch nemesis. Snoke. I mean, what kind of baddie gets given a dumb name like that outside the land of the muppets? Turns out, however, that there's a REASON...
Read full storyBiden To Reduce Size Of Americans By 50% If Elected: Pygmy Dwarves New Standard
BILLINGSGATE POST: Yielding to pressure from within the Democrat Party to address environmental issues, former Vice President Joe Biden told a gathering of Ottumwa, Iowa hog farmers that if elected, he would reduce the size of Americans by 50%. “...
Read full story1980s Canadian Plot To Take Over United States Uncovered
Today Canadian officials sheepishly admitted to a plot to take over the United States by slowly causing Americans' health to fail. Knowing the state of American healthcare, the idea was to overload the system with bad backs, knees and ankles. How?...
Read full storyTen Things You May Not Have Known About: Shrewsbury Town Football Club
When we think about football, we immediately picture, in our minds, the giants of the game - Manchester United, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Juventus, Peter Crouch and so on. But what about the 'little teams'? The also-rans. The cannon fodder. Today, we f...
Read full storyMan Notices Crack On His Computer Screen, But Nobody Knows Anything About It
A computer is a valuable and important piece of equipment, and needs care and attention, so when one man noticed a hairline crack on his screen this week, he wasn't best pleased. Moys Kenwood, 55, saw the inch-long crack as soon as he opened the l...
Read full story"Trumpograd:" City Renamed for Trump in Pro-Russian Ukraine
From the former Bolshoyslobia, Eastern Ukraine. Exclusive to The Spoof. The pro-Russian government of the Eastern Ukraine today announced that the town of Bolshoyslobia has been renamed Trumpograd in honor of the United States president, Donald Trump...
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