North Korea - (Trotters): President Kim Jong-Un’s personal security detail has been quarantined indefinitely in Pyongyang this week following an outbreak of the lethal Onychomycosis strain.
The microbial infection is notorious for spreading a smelly nail-bed disease that wreaks havoc among goose-stepping North Korean presidential bodyguards.
Common symptoms include mushroom-like protruberances of the big toe that are said to render the wearing of official-issue military footwear virtually impossible.
Commenting on this latest outbreak a podiatrist at the country’s official Military Manicure Academy said Mr Kim’s personal bed-of-nails technician in the squadron’s leisure wing is the suspected chief culprit.
“Fun-Gal Ho-Dog is who dunnit,” the foot doctor said.
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