Pyongyang Manicure Academy Fungal Nail Outbreak Latest

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 17 June 2019

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President’s bed-of-nails technician Fun-Gal Ho-Dog is top suspect

North Korea - (Trotters): President Kim Jong-Un’s personal security detail has been quarantined indefinitely in Pyongyang this week following an outbreak of the lethal Onychomycosis strain.

The microbial infection is notorious for spreading a smelly nail-bed disease that wreaks havoc among goose-stepping North Korean presidential bodyguards.

Common symptoms include mushroom-like protruberances of the big toe that are said to render the wearing of official-issue military footwear virtually impossible.

Commenting on this latest outbreak a podiatrist at the country’s official Military Manicure Academy said Mr Kim’s personal bed-of-nails technician in the squadron’s leisure wing is the suspected chief culprit.

“Fun-Gal Ho-Dog is who dunnit,” the foot doctor said.

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