Prince Harry passes his brother in the corridor and doesn’t stop and shake hands, fuelling speculation that they don’t get on
Buckingham Palace has refused to deny a story in the Weekly Chronicle, that firebrand royal prince, Harry, humiliated his older and more stable brother, William, by passing him in the passageway in their living quarters a couple of mornings ago witho...
Read full storyTory leadership candidate admits mugging grannies but insists that was years ago and he’s really sorry
William Anchor, one of the candidates in the Tory leadership contest, today admitted that he may have mugged some grannies in his youth, but insisted that it was in single figures, none of them died and it was a long, long time ago. Anchor, one of fi...
Read full storyWhere are they now? The Mystery Blonde
She was once the staple of the gutter press and scandal sheets, but since the demise of The News of the World job opportunities are less frequent for The Mystery Blonde. The so-called News of the World didn't actually have much world news in it, u...
Read full storyPolitically Correct Man Guiltily Has a Racial Thought
Several days ago, as Todd Imperial was stepping out of a crowded elevator, his eyes inadvertently drifted to the notably generous derriere of the woman in front of him, and, before he could appropriately censor himself, his mind had guiltily jumped t...
Read full storyBaker Devoted Lifetime to Creating Heels-Only Loaf
Elmira, NY. Henry Ulshred, once a baker to European royalty but who gave it up to pursue a dream, died yesterday in his adopted homeland at age 92. The cause of death was not announced. Ulshred, who changed his name from Shrdlu when he became a ro...
Read full storyFootball Season In 'Delay' Shock
It's been revealed by sources close to the game, that the traditional start to the football season may be delayed by "as much as two weeks" due, it's claimed, to "circumstances beyond our control". It's not yet clear what the circumstances are tha...
Read full storyMan's Watch Four Minutes Slow
A teacher in a Science lesson at a school in Bangkok was surprised this morning, when the school bell rang for breaktime, a full four minutes earlier than he had expected it to ring. The incident happened at 8:40am, but the teacher in the classroo...
Read full storyThe Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #5: The Saber-toothed Earthworm
Well, here we are, back once again, against all the odds, I have to say, in 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals', and this week's offering is the little-known, and even littler-cared-about, Saber-toothed Earthworm. The Saber-toothed Eart...
Read full storyKim Jong Un invited Bolton into his swimming pool for underwater follies and piranha fish ballet
Hackers with Orwellophiles-‘R-Us have disclosed important information from the aftermath of the failed meeting between Kim Jong Un and the US back in February, 2019. Corporation media lately have suggested Mr. Kim had removed as many as five impor...
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