California Earthquakes Triggered by Secret U. S. Nuke Tests
Ridgecrest, CA. The devastating series of earthquakes that have rocked the California desert for several days may be the result of nuclear testing conducted on the almost inaccessible naval testing station that sprawls over hundreds of square miles o...
Read full storyThis Week's Latest Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results
Results from the Blood and Guts Smasheroo Armageddon Hurts! Mighty Superstar Wrestling Federation pay-per-view from the bristling catharsis that is the town of Orangeville, Ontario, with a population of 28,900! Orange you glad you live in a bigger c...
Read full storyMan Wants To Know If Saying Nice Things About LGBT+ Will Help Him Get Ahead
A man who instinctively feels that there is something 'not quite right' about the LGBT+ movement and its members, wants to know if it would benefit him in any way, should he show some 'fake support' for the movement. The man, who, to protect his a...
Read full storyNashville Singer Dismayed to Learn "Haggard" Not a Compliment
Initially glowing after reading a review of the album he'd worked so long on hard on, Sunrise Coffee, in a prominent music publication, Nashville songwriter Bud Keaton was dismayed to learn that "haggard" was not a compliment. "I think I got it co...
Read full storyUS player Alex Morgan “wasn’t pretending to drink tea but offering to give British men a blow-job” according to close-up footage
America’s 2-1 win over England on Tuesday may have been a blow to British men and women, but there’s a silver lining in the cloud. Football experts who watched Alex Morgan’s strange hand gesture after the game have confirmed that she wasn’t “pretendi...
Read full storyMeghan And Harry's Baby, Archie, Says He Won't Attend Christening Service
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, have a problem: their son Archie has said he refuses to be christened with the name 'Archie', and will not attend his own christening later today. The royal couple had planned to ha...
Read full storyCampus Security Officers Run Away From Massive Brawl Between Two Education Professors
Iowa. Campus security officers ran away in sheer terror from a massive brawl between two education professors at St. Luke's College in Winneshiek County on Thursday, June 27th, for the simple reason that they didn't have enough training to properly...
Read full storyBlue Bell Ice Cream Licker Caught!
Americans can scoop their ice cream without fear tonight after news that the Blue Bell Licker has been apprehended. Not since Son of Sam paralyzed New York City in the 1970s has a nation been so gripped with terror. The Licker, as authorities ha...
Read full storyAdolf Hitler Group To Sue Accusers For Defamation
A group of Adolf Hitler enthusiasts, angry at the outrageous way the former German Chancellor is always portrayed as some mad, despotic leader with a lunatic streak, have decided to sue anyone who has said anything negative about der Führer for 'defa...
Read full storyA-1 sex robots evolution and spirit extraction as answer to climate change
The latest news with these A1 sex robots leads away from and beyond sex—beyond even recent developments in genital-sensing, interior wifi, and talk-amount control button. Do all sex robots have to be sexy? Longer and RoboBanger Associates say n...
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