Jellyfish Endangered by Seniors with Memory Loss
Bern, Switzerland. Special to The Spoof. The International Fisheries Commission today warned that a rare Pacific Ocean jellyfish, the Blue Hawaii, is near extinction, and will not survive beyond 2022. In a formal report, the commission found the c...
Read full storyEvery three days, four MORE 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze planes are built for the expanding parking lot!
Boeing, Renton Field, Washington: Tough times for airplane parking attendants at Renton; it is getting crowded there, with planes. For Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne, who starred in two major films Dumb and Dumber, and Dumb and Dumber 2, are now...
Read full storyU.S. Threatens to Send Mitch McConnell to Iran - Iran Agrees To New Nuclear Deal
In a rare moment of cooperation between the State Department and the Trump White House, the United States threatened to gift Iran with Mitch McConnell, and shook Iran's Mullahs to their core. "We simply cannot accept this generous offer to send th...
Read full storyNashville Woman Affirms that She Is Absolutely Prefect in Every Way
Determined to replace her negative thought patterns with positive, happiness-promoting autosuggestions, Myra Lopez of Nashville, Tennessee, affirmed during her morning journaling that she was absolutely prefect in every way. “Enough of limiting be...
Read full storyApollo 11 Moon Landing Was Genuine - Lance Armstrong
The Apollo 11 moon landing in 1969 was "absolutely genuine", says cycling's golden boy, Lance Armstrong. Armstrong is the son of Neil Armstrong who was on the mission, and who famously hit a golf ball from the lunar surface, and uttered the phrase...
Read full storyJoe Biden Wins Over Sheep Vote In Montana
BILLINGSGATE POST: Asked by Rachel Maddow if he was surprised by the hospitality of the sheep while he was campaigning in Montana, the Vice-President responded with a sheepish smile: "Hell no. The sum-bitches kicked out two brand new pairs of Edd...
Read full storyUnderpants Were Too Small
When it comes to buying new underwear, getting the size right is an all-important factor, and that was the crux of the matter when one consumer couldn't quite make his mind up about some new underpants he spotted in a city center store, and ended up...
Read full storyHitler Was A Baby Once, Photos Prove
News is emerging from southern Germany tonight, to the effect that Adolf Hitler, the former chancellor who lead Germany into the Second Worl War in 1939, and who was responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent Jews, was once a teeny, tiny baby...
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