Every three days, four MORE 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze planes are built for the expanding parking lot!

Written by SpoofyDoofy

Saturday, 20 July 2019

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Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne working at Renton Field parking up the 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze planes.

Boeing, Renton Field, Washington: Tough times for airplane parking attendants at Renton; it is getting crowded there, with planes.

For Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne, who starred in two major films Dumb and Dumber, and Dumb and Dumber 2, are now achieving their lifetime ambition of parking planes in formation on airfields, parking lots, and by the side of runways. They both call themselves parking valets, in keeping with their social mobility.

Lloyd Christmas is adamant, "Ralph Nader, the Consumer rights campaigner, is absolutely right. These 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze planes should NEVER fly again."

Harry Dunne, is even more damning in his assessment, "The whole Board at Boeing should be sacked and put in jail, but they won't listen to us. Ain't that right Lloyd?"

Lloyd turns to Harry and responds, "Yep, but it gives us a job at the moment, and that looks like it will last into 2020, and by that time, there will be over 300 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze planes 'rusting up' here!"

Harry Dunne takes a swig of his organic milk bottle, and muses, "Who the hell in their right mind would now allow the 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze planes to fly now? Who would put their signature on the FAA Certification of air worthiness for 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze planes?"

Larry replies, "They would have to be the dumbest of the dumb to do that!"

With that, the interview ended, as they both had to configure out the parking spaces for another 500-plus planes, if the 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze plane ban goes into 2021.

Denis 'the menace' Muilenburg needs 40 new planes a month, to keep up with the orders, once the international ban is lifted.

Both Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne are receiving free training to be test pilots, under the new 'fast track' scheme at Boeing, to test flight the 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze plane.

As Denis 'the menace' Muilenburg said, "We own it, we know how to fix the 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze plane! I have every confidence in Lloyd and Harry, who are both a part of our 737 Ka-MAX-Kaze 'fast track' test pilot training programme. Anybody who has seen their films Dumb and Dumber and the sequel Dumb and Dumber 2, know their abilities!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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