E.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The Running Of The World
E.T. the Extraterrestrial, the star of the 1982 movie of the same name, has said that he is just about sick and tired of messing around with the imbeciles on Earth, and is now ready to take over the running of the planet from his home at Area 51.
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Lila Blossom, who began providing sexual services to men in exchange for money at the age of 16, and now, at the age of 32, heads the Lotus Blossom Massage Cooperative in Harlem, New York, recently decided to offer lip service to feminism by official...
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The crowded world of fictional superheroes just got even more crowded, as Marvel unveiled its latest superhero, mild-mannered Dwayne Dibley, who, by removing his false goofy teeth and glasses, transforms himself into Supershagger. Supershagger ca...
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Westminister, LONDON: Theresa 'Treason' May promised, upon becoming Prime Minister of a dis-United Kingdom, to deliver on the EU Referendum, and LEAVE the European Union. Now the outgoing Prime Minister who, after three years, still hasn't satisfi...
Read full storyScientists Nominate Donald Trump to be the First Man on Mars
Science Town, USA In an inspiring show of patriotism, a majority of scientists believe that President Trump should have the honor of being the first man on Mars. "I think Trump has proved he has the stamina, persistence, and resiliency to make the...
Read full storyPresident Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week
President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...
Read full storyThe Arctic Circle Doesn't Exist!
Tuktovaktuk, Northwest Territories, Canada. Famed explorer Etaoin Shrdlu has sent The Spoof an email from Tuktovaktuk that may change how we think of the Arctic. Shrdlu's email included a photo of him standing at a signpost on the Inuvik-Tuktovakt...
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