Japanese war effort remembered
Next year is the 75th anniversary of the end of World War II, and Japan is beginning to face its difficult history with a series of exhibitions showing the gentler side of the Japanese war machine. In Osaka, the Japanese National Hello Kitty Museu...
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In an extraordinary set of tweets, President Donald Trump has tried to describe how completely not racist he really is. He put his level of non-racism at the same level as the Nazis. "They weren't racist," he tweeted. "They were very fine people. The...
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President Trump will still be in office when freshman representative Ocasio-Cortez is set to retire. Nearly half a century of President Trump? How is this possible? President Trump has a knack of playing poker with others who are playing go fish.
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Oklahoma City resident Peter Berenger appeared happy and relaxed at his office job this week after discovering that his psychotic ex-wife has been channeling her abusive venomous rants toward the budget-conscious Spirit Airlines instead of him.
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US animal concentration camp, Sea World, have hit out at their accusers stating: “Our animals are very, very happy. Especially that whale floating on its back. That’s what whales do when they're happy, they show you their tummies. Shut up! I’m the...
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Over 11,000 people over the age of 100 will be stripped of their free TV licenses under a Tory government, in what seems like another instalment in the magic ritual to resurrect their blood God. Pensioners everywhere have said how much of an effect i...
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Kate Lipscomb of Nashville, Tennessee, takes great care to present an inoffensive, uncontroversial appearance at the healthcare company where she works - and she succeeded beyond her wildest dreams last Tuesday, when coworkers reported that her attir...
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Confined at this time without bail, Mr. Epstein is reported already feverishly at work with his lawyers. At issue is the question of what conditions will attend his imprisonment--if he is once again sentenced to jail time. In his previous confi...
Read full storyAir Force to treat Area 51 visitors to dazzling air show
If you’re one of the 1.3 million to RSVP the Storm Area 51 Facebook event planned for this September, the Air Force would like you to know they have some special surprises in store. A first of its kind air show awaits all visitors who “access the ar...
Read full storyTrump: Area 51 To Be Walled Off
President Donald Trump has reacted to the threat by Facebook users to storm Area 51, by saying that he will build a wall around it. Area 51 is deep in the Nevada Desert, and used, according to the government, for military testing. More than one mi...
Read full storyTrump N-word Speech Can 'Only Be A Matter Of Time'
Analysts have said that it can only be a matter of time before US president, Donald Trump, 'crosses the line' and uses the N-word in one of his speeches. Trump this week, finally got to the point of saying that four US congresswomen should "go bac...
Read full storyTrump Plans to Send Million Venezuelans to California
U. S. Embassy. Bogota, Colombia. From The Spoof Opinion Service [SOS.] Sources inside the U. S. embassy here confirmed today that the Trump administration intends to bring 700,000 right-wing Venezuelan refugees temporarily residing in Colombia to the...
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