Trump claims he is no more racist than Hitler

Funny story written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface

Wednesday, 17 July 2019

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Trump opens his mouth and puts his foot in it again

In an extraordinary set of tweets, President Donald Trump has tried to describe how completely not racist he really is. He put his level of non-racism at the same level as the Nazis. "They weren't racist," he tweeted. "They were very fine people. They just had problems with the very rude Jews. So rude, the Jews."

He continued to attack Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez, saying, "She is so brown, she's probably a Mexican. Or maybe a Pakistani. I don't know, I am so not racist that I am color-blind as to where these horrible coloreds even come from. I'm so not racist."

"If Jesus was alive today, he would say, in a white voice, he was white you know. He would say, Donald J Trump, here is an award for being the least racist man in history. God is really proud of you."

"And I mean that. It's not my fault if blacks are all rapists and murderers. If whites were all rapists and murderers, I would call them out too. But they're not, it's only the coloreds who do that. So I'm not racist."

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