Sea World Shame

Written by Backandtotheleft

Wednesday, 17 July 2019

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Horses are not normally found at Sea World

US animal concentration camp, Sea World, have hit out at their accusers stating:

“Our animals are very, very happy. Especially that whale floating on its back. That’s what whales do when they're happy, they show you their tummies. Shut up! I’m the whale expert here, not you!"

The statement comes after Virgin said they were going to stop selling package holidays that included a visit to the ocean prison.
Since 1973, Sea World has been used as the “boogyman” amongst all sea life, with mother fish often telling their offspring “if you don’t eat your sea weed, the Sea World park keepers will take you away."

Chad Chadson, one of the executive members of Sea Worlds board of directors, said:

“It’s a shame that people don’t understand the true nature of Sea World. It’s always seemed to us, that the true nature of Sea World was to see if animals had souls. Because it’s designed to crush their spirits.

“Sea World has been committed to the conservation and study of all aquatic life since our opening in 1973. These vile accusations that the animals prefer being in the infinite ocean compared to a small tank are, frankly, preposterous.”

We watched an Orca mouth the words “kill me” as it swam past.

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