Why Wile E Coyote Will Never Be Invited To The White House For Victory Lap
BILLINGSGATE POST: Of course, no one dumb enough to bet on Wile E Coyote to beat the Road Runner should entrust his bankroll to Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. But that, as simple a doctrine as could be, nevertheless, is violated on a daily basis by...
Read full storyAlex Ferguson’s trip to Wimbledon “ruined” by people from Liverpool
Wimbledon. Former Man United dictator Alex Ferguson was sensationally escorted out of the Wimbledon Men's Final today after trying to start a fist fight with a 90-year-old woman from Liverpool. It is believed that Ferguson became irate when his enjoy...
Read full storyGOP to Become "3rd Party" in California?
Sacramento, CA - Political tensions are rising on the West Coast. In a new legislative movement, President Donald Trump may have to make his re-election bid as a "Third-Party-Candidate", or as a "Write-In" vote. The new election laws could make it ne...
Read full storyTrump Proclaims: "The Spoof" Is The Most Legitimate News Source
We've heard all of the claims of fake news, manufactured by mainstream news outlets, throughout President Trump's term. So who does POTUS trust for REAL news? You guessed it! The Spoof gets a big nod of approval from the most powerful person in the w...
Read full storyEgyptians dominate Wimbledon again
It has come as no surprise that Amenhotep III has won yet another Wimbledon title, bringing his total number of Grand Slam victories to 37. He defeated Ramesses IV in a thrilling final match on Centre Court, where as many as 10,000 spectators watched...
Read full storyBastille Day Ruined By Storm
Le quatorze juillet, or Bastille Day as it is known outside of France, drew hundreds of thousands of spectators to Paris today for the celebrations, but the event was left in tatters by an unexpected storm. The day is a national holiday in France,...
Read full storyThe DEA is on the roll
The DEA has always been at the forefront of technological advancements when it comes to fighting the drug trade. And while not every project sees the light of day, like the exploding weed joint that permanently stops a drug addict from ever smoki...
Read full storyEngland Cricket Team Given Advice By Women's Captain
When the England cricket team take the field against opponents, New Zealand, in the World Cup final at Lords this morning, they'll be giving it everything, and trying to remember the good advice given them by England Women's cricket team captain, Hea...
Read full storyThe ICEman Didn't Cometh; ICE Agents Protest Trump's Raids
San Francisco, CA. From Immigration News Service [INS] The scheduled immigration and Customs Enforcement [ICE] raids on illegal immigrants planned for today by President Donald Trump failed to take place here in this sanctuary city as large numbers o...
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