GOP to Become "3rd Party" in California?

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Sunday, 14 July 2019

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The "Father" of California Politics - Karl Marx

Sacramento, CA - Political tensions are rising on the West Coast. In a new legislative movement, President Donald Trump may have to make his re-election bid as a "Third-Party-Candidate", or as a "Write-In" vote. The new election laws could make it near-impossible for Republicans to hold ANY public office in the future.

In November 2018, the two California candidates for the US Senate were: the five-term Democrat incumbent Dianne Feinstein ... and a DEMOCRAT with much less money, Kevin de Leon. Republicans in the state (weakly) protested the arrangement, saying that Democracy was built on "Freedom of Choice" - NOT the premise of "you can choose any politician, as long as it's a Socialist Authoritarian."

Initially, many people thought the "Never Trump" Resistance was driving California's Radical-Left-Shift. However, it seems that most Democrats in the state want to be the "US Venezuela", but with more drugs and gangs than Mexico. Basically, all of California can become like the San Francisco that Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has turned into an open cesspool of drug addicts and homeless illiterates (along with homeless PhD Graduates).

Opposing the Democrats will be a completely new political party - MS13 ... which will primarily consist of Non-Citizens, and have a policy to allow its members to sell "Sanctuary" Drugs, as well as traffic in Child Prostitution.

Some political strategists have questioned the fund-raising ability of Candidates in the MS13 Party, compared to the highly skilled Super-PACs that many Democrats have. What can they do to raise money?

Michael Bloomberg (Former Mayor, D-NY): "I am a Democrat, and as a billionaire, I've got $100MILLION just sitting around for when I want to buy some political office for myself. Someone like Obama, he used to raise money asking $25,000 a seat, so Democrat donors could sit with him and eat a Vegi-Burger plate with Arugula Slaw. Hillary Clinton could arrange the sale of US Uranium Mines to Russian Arms Dealers, and then they donated $140MILLION to her CHARITY-Organization which will NEVER get an IRS Audit. Of course, Hillary was able to get MILLIONS while she was Secretary of State, like from countries that execute people for so-called Journalistic Violations. I think these new MS13 Candidates are going to find out that getting money for their elections isn't so easy after all."

Of course, Democrats also have the advantage of controlling every Board of Elections in every district of California. Several offices which oversee elections proudly display the California board's motto of "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." It's possible that Districts with a "Strong MS13 Presence" could find Democrat Lawyers claiming victory a few days after they "take a look at the ballots."

For districts where Republicans were the vast majority of registered voters, solid wins on Election Night 2018 for seats in the House of Representatives did not last. When three days of "Recounts" had finished, ballots for Homeless People that had theirs "lost in the mail" were "found", and ballots for Absentee Votes given to the Post Office were "found" in places like "Tammany Hall Printing Co" and in the back of Rental Trucks at nearby airports. It was "an Amazing Coincidence" that roughly 400,000 Democrat votes had been found for EXACTLY the same counties which had reported REPUBLICAN WINS on election night.

Although Democrats have overwhelming confidence about keeping their hold on political power in California, the loss by an arrogant Hillary Clinton in 2016 showed how a blind-faith reliance on money could result in victory going to the "Under-Dog" who refuses to quit.

Key strengths for the new "MS13 Party" in California politics:

  • Campaign funding through Heroin sales
  • Campaign funding through Cocaine sales
  • Campaign funding through Crystal Meth sales
  • Campaign funding through Fentanyl sales
  • Campaign funding through Human Trafficking
  • Campaign funding through Child Prostitution
  • Campaign funding through Kidnapping and Ransom
  • Use of Identity Theft in election fraud
  • Importing Voters from South America (now legal in CA)
  • "Beating Political Opposition" (with Violence)

One interesting piece of information from recent opinion polls - an average lead of 28% for "MS-13" over "California Democrat" in the categories of "Ethical Principles", "Occupational Skills", and "Non-SleazeBag Vibe."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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