Mar-O-Lago, FL President Donald Trump made an announcement at his latest press conference:
"I understand why everybody's mad at me, and in a bad mood, and making up fake news and all. It's because there hasn't been any good TV entertainment programs since me and "The Apprentice" went off the air. That is why, from now on, I will be filming everything that I do, and running it on all the major networks. I know this will be good news to my many fans!!"
"I've arranged for reruns of 'The Best of Trump' to run while I'm sleeping or otherwise unavailable, such as when I'm meeting in secret with my pal Vlad, or as you all know him, Chairman Putin" said Trump.