Ocasio-Cortez Is Thinking (Out Loud) Again

Written by Word Wizard

Wednesday, 10 July 2019

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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is still considered a freshman in the House of Representatives but talks like a seasoned veteran in the arena of national politics. Believing that our system is totally flawed, she proposes revolutionary ideas almost daily that she is convinced will correct our course.

In an interview with High Times magazine, Ocasio stated "Older white men have been leading us over a cliff for far too long. We fought in the Golf War to get these pitiful leaders off of the courses where they spend more time chasing golf balls than making good political decisions."

She added "My movement is taking hold. An aide informed me that a city in Virginia recently changed its name to Alexandria in honor of me. Just look at history, the Book of Revelations in the Bible started a movement that led to us fighting in the Revelationary War."

When asked how we should handle conflicts with other countries, Ocasio-Cortez said "Other countries are not the problem, our fight is with American leaders. We don't ever have to worry about missiles fired at us from other countries. I am good friends with Iron Man star Robert Downey Jr., and he promised me protection from any outside threats."

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