
Hannity: Newly Elected House Democrats to Propose that Children of Wealthy be Eaten
Washington - According to sources quoted by Fox News commentator Sean Hannity, freshmen Democratic Congresswomen and “leftist baddies” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortes and Rashida Tlaib will, among other radical laws under consideration, soon suggest that al...
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Kevin McCarthy Rolls Eyes Behind Trump
Fox news isn’t talking about it, but the free press has been directing the viewers’ eye toward people standing behind Trump while Trump is giving one of his rambling, incoherent, pointless, monologues, with freebies thrown in, like: "lots of people a...
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Fear Of Youth
A crisis of confidence has gripped youth players across the world’s top leagues. With the news that Manchester United have sacked manager, Jose Mourinho, there is now a real fear that he could rock up at any of the world’s top clubs and ruin their yo...
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President Trump Wants Wall On Canada Border
President Donald Trump has expanded his plans for territorial protection, and, as well the southern border wall to restrict the movement of Mexicans, he has now proposed a wall on the Canadian border to do the same with Canucks. The border, known...
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Mueller To Trump: “Dont Call Me Flyface.”
BILLINGSGATE POST:. Newsworthy or not, has a sitting president ever called the man charged with investigating him such a despicable name? I think not. “Flyface” connotes an image of incredible filth and ugliness. Notwithstanding the fact that Robe...
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Brave South Carolina Youth Prevails Over Arrogant Young Buck
In a dramatic contest of wit, might, and tactical maneuvering, 17-year-old Kurt Johansen of Charleston, South Carolina, persevered and ultimately prevailed against a three-year-old buck who’d been arrogantly roaming the forest, considering the thickl...
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Local Resident Weeps and Considers Changing His Life After Reading Warning Label On Light Cigarettes
Portage County, Wisconsin. Timothy Jacoby, 39, looked at his pack of Marlboro Lights last weekend and became incredibly alarmed when he saw a warning packet attached to it. Because a Federal Court has ordered the tobacco companies to make a sta...
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