Hannity: Newly Elected House Democrats to Propose that Children of Wealthy be Eaten

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Sunday, 6 January 2019

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Washington - According to sources quoted by Fox News commentator Sean Hannity, freshmen Democratic Congresswomen and “leftist baddies” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortes and Rashida Tlaib will, among other radical laws under consideration, soon suggest that all children of citizens with a net worth over five million dollars be made available for consumption by hungry illegal aliens being held at detention centers at the border.

Hannity’s sources, Breitbart and Daily Wire, quoted Tlaib as screaming: “Eat the little mo********ers” while Ocasio-Cortez danced around the corridors of the Capitol building yesterday.

President Trump relayed the reports to his followers via Twitter shortly following the Hannity revelation.

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