Written by Chrissy Benson

Sunday, 6 January 2019

image for Brave South Carolina Youth Prevails Over Arrogant Young Buck
An arrogant young buck had considered these woods his own personal domain. "I showed him," said Kurt Johansen.

In a dramatic contest of wit, might, and tactical maneuvering, seventeen-year-old Kurt Johansen of Charleston, South Carolina, persisted and ultimately prevailed against a three-year-old buck who’d been arrogantly roaming the forest, considering the thickly bedded woods his own personal domain.

“It took some doing, but I showed him," said Kurt. He explained that in this intense match of wits against the antlered herbivore, he utilized a top-of-the-line lever gun, which he feels strikes an optimal balance between portability, balance, handling, and firepower like no other deer rifle.

“This guy was a crafty M-F-er, though,” said Kurt, grinning at the recollection. “He caught on fast that he was being tracked, and he didn’t make it easy on me. He got real tricky and reclusive, and in turn I had to use every trick in the book to outsmart him. He was determined, willing to go to just about any lengths to preserve his little life. But I was determined, too. And in the end, I came out on top.”

He chuckled and added, “Yeah, he may not have liked me much, but I’m pretty sure I made him respect me.”

Kurt's mother, Heidi Johansen, beamed at his words. "Kurt’s a true nature-lover. Today he showed real courage and persistence, and it paid off.” She put an arm around her brave young son and squeezed him tight. “I’m so proud of the man he’s becoming.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!





Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more