"Shaq" Turns Down Head Coaching Position at UCLA
Westwood Village, CA. Exclusive to The Spoof. A hundred days after the firing of UCLA basketball coach Steve Alford, the Bruins remain without a head coach as former NBA superstar Shaquille "Shaq" O'Neal rejected the head coaching position that he ha...
Read full storyEasier For Terrorists To Board Planes Than Walk Into United States
Taxpayers are all asking: Why is Trump making it easier for terrorists to board a plane than to walk into the United States? Inquiring minds need to know. Inquiring is sometimes spelled with an 'e' thanks to Trump pal, David Pecker. If terrorists,...
Read full storyMan Wakes Up To Find He Can See Through Women's Clothing
There was a pleasant surprise in store for one man on Monday morning, when he woke from his slumbers to find that he could see through women's clothing. The x-rated X-ray treat presented itself to Malcolm Thompson when he first opened his eyes at...
Read full storyGM baby escapes from his house
A scientist in China claims to have made a mistake when he genetically edited a baby and accidentally combined the genes of an Entomology specimen with human genes, in a potentially ground-breaking and controversial medical first. The mother went...
Read full storyAngry, Overwhelmed Teacher In Mental Ward For 'Beating The Shit' Out Of Everybody During Parent-Teacher Conferences
Dane County, Wisconsin. Lane Krajewski, a 49-year-old science teacher at St. Mary's High School, is currently in a mental ward for 'flipping out' and 'beating the shit' out of numerous people during an emergency parent-teacher conference that was he...
Read full storyApocalypse 2019 - "Everyone to Kill Everybody Else"
New Orleans, LA - Throughout the ages, there have been many predictions about the "End Times" or the Apocalypse. The "Doomsday Clock" has been at "three minutes to midnight" almost a dozen times in less than 20 years. The simple conclusion that an or...
Read full story10 MORE Common Statements That Really Piss Me Off
1) It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that this quote originated from the Greek philosopher, Epictetus. I have nothing against this quote, and I actually agree with it to some degree. However, I do have a problem with people using this phrase when they give advice to others. The harsh reality about advice is that the on...
Read full storyNew Study Successfully Compares Apples and Oranges (Spoiler Alert: Apples Win!)
Contravening the age-old adage that apples and oranges are inherently too different to compare, a groundbreaking new study published by the Johnny Appleseed Association reported that when considered side by side, based on a number of relevant factor...
Read full storySecond anniversary of “The Russians did it” leads to brawl in the newsroom
Two years ago, on January 6, 2017, major intelligence agencies in the US announced “assessments” that the Russians had "interfered with" the 2016 election. These assessments bore the caveat they were only estimates, meaning they were guessing, but...
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