Tory Knocking Shop Pimps Out Douchesse De Corbin

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 10 January 2019

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Knobs loved her knockers despite ‘potato face’

London - (Sassy Ass Mess): A Westminster purveyor of knobs and knocker knock-offs has rolled out its eagerly-anticipated 2019 brass neck collection from the revamped Douchesse de Corbin street door range.

Douchesse is thought to have been named after a well-known Irish Potato Famine-era courtesan - once described by Pevsner** as having ‘a face like a tasty Pommes Douchesse’ mashed spud dish.

Hailing her Westmonster debut at the Tories’ SWI flagshit store at teatime, a taxi driver, who asked to be anonymous, said, “Where there’s muck, there’s brass and there’s louche Douchesses.”

More Kensington Palace Tart Shop delicacies are expected soon.


** Dave P Pevsner, expert on King Edwards

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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