Men Everywhere Truly Embracing Valentine’s Day
No longer considering it a contrived, commercially-motivated holiday to be observed solely out of obligation, men everywhere have come to truly embrace Valentine’s Day, indicates a recent nationwide poll. One Valentine's Day enthusiast, Harold Bro...
Read full storyVatican to Release New Bible in Modernized Latin
VATICAN, ROME - Pope Francis plans to publish a "Modern and Scientific Bible for the World." However, it will be written entirely in Latin, because ... that's what the Catholic Church does. Inside sources say His Holiness has spent over a year on thi...
Read full storyMajority of Americans Believe Whatever They Read But Fortunately They Don't Read Very Much
In an era of online news reporting and misinformation, a new study by the Center for Informational Integrity revealed that a disturbing 98 percent of Americans believe whatever they read, but fortunately they don't read very much. "It''s good news...
Read full storyLies. Damned Lies and Newspapers
Alcohol giants Heineken have announced record profits this year thanks to improved sales of non-alcoholic drinks. We at Back and to the Left news believed that the only non-alcoholic beverage available was water, and we get that from the sea. So how...
Read full storyThe 10 Commandments As Rewritten by ISIS.
What might be surprising to many, is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a Holy book and a source of prophecy. However, the more extreme elements of Mohammedanism have rewritten certain famous aspects of the Old Testament to...
Read full storyStrictly Come Dancing Pasha Kovalev Is A KGB Agent
Pasha Kovalev, the 8-year veteran of the BBC's stupid dance extravaganza, Strictly Come Dancing, has announced that he is to leave the show 'forthwith, and by mutual consent'. The Spoof understands he is a KGB operative. Kovalev joined the show...
Read full storyMan Loves His Wife So Much, He Hasn't Got The Heart To Tell Her That Her Dress Is Absolutely Fucking Garish
A man has confessed that he loves his wife so very much, that he doesn't have the heart to tell her that her new dress, which she adores, and wears at every opportunity, is so profoundly garish, he almost vomits every time he sees it. The dress, a...
Read full storyOld Bag Shopping Trolley Sales At 40-Year High
Figures out today reveal an unexpected upturn in retail sales for the month of January, with many shops that sell those 'old bag' shopping trolleys (pictured) reporting a huge increase in demand. The trolleys are the preferred method of conveying...
Read full storyMan's Unwelcome Guest Had Cheapfucker Imitation Bag
In a story published earlier on these pages regarding a man who had to endure an unwanted female houseguest, due to his wife's kindness, I had intended to mention the woman's possessions were stored in a cheapfucker adidas-imitation bag, but I forgot...
Read full storyVice-President Mike Pence's Office Denies He is Comic's Missing Ventriloquist's Dummy
A former convict just returning to society and ready to resume his regular job as a ventriloquist, made an astonishing discovery. It seems the special ventriloquist dummy he had was stolen from his storage locker! Imagine his surprise when, catchi...
Read full storyBillionaires abolished. Trillionaire Uncle Sam exempt.
Increasingly, members of Congress support measures to abolish America’s billionaires. Tough cookies if you happen to be a Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, or Warren Buffet. However, Uncle Sam, America’s only trillionaire, stands to reap an enormous windfall...
Read full storyDictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?
Moscow, Russia Vlad Putin once again hosted a meeting of the World Dictators. The main rule to be a member is you must be the head of a country rated “Not Free” by the Freedom House. Presently, there are 50 qualifiers, some more famous like Daniel O...
Read full storyTrump Unveils Plans for a New, Spectacular Super-Prison With a Penthouse Cell
Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump, in the midst of discussing The Wall, paused, and in the middle of his sentence, changed the subject to a new prison he is proposing. "As it stands, right now, and I'm not saying it's going to happen, but what if one...
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