A former convict just returning to society and ready to resume his regular job as a ventriloquist, made an astonishing discovery. It seems the special ventriloquist dummy he had was stolen from his storage locker!
Imagine his surprise when, catching up on current events, he spots his missing dummy standing right behind the president of the United States during the State of the Union address!
The convict who spotted his dummy, who so far wishes to remain anonymous, has filed a restraining order against President Trump and his administration from further using his dummy until said time that he can retrieve it.
