In a story published earlier on these pages regarding a man who had to endure an unwanted female houseguest, due to his wife's kindness, I had intended to mention the woman's possessions were stored in a cheapfucker adidas-imitation bag, but I forgot to do so.
The holdall-style bag was in a rather splendid royal blue, with bold white lettering in the font used by adidas, but with the letters jumbled up, to spell 'disada'.
The material was a durable, tough-looking nylon, with a strong and reliable shoulder strap, and, in fairness, if it hadn't have been for the name, the bag would not have attracted any attention. As it was, the word 'disada' had an effect similar to that of a nuclear missile landing in the Marineland dolphin pool.
Quite what goes through the minds of these bag manufacturers when they decide to name their products, is a mystery, but there you are.
The embarrassing situation ended satisfactorily enough, when the unwanted parasite left the household, with her fake bag, to sponge off another neighbor up the road.