Trump Unveils Plans for a New, Spectacular Super-Prison With a Penthouse Cell

Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 13 February 2019

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"And the rooms should have an orange decor" said Trump.

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump, in the midst of discussing The Wall, paused, and in the middle of his sentence, changed the subject to a new prison he is proposing.

"As it stands, right now, and I'm not saying it's going to happen, but what if one of our top people was convicted of a crime? We can't just throw them into any old prison. We would still want to thank him for all he (or she) has done, but, of course, the public would still demand justice, even if that person wasn't really guilty of anything," spoke Trump.

"It only makes sense to have a beautiful penthouse cell built just in case, stocked with lots of Big Macs and Whoppers with a beautiful 18-hole golf course for an exercise yard. Just sayin'," said Trump.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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