Trump: "I Love This Job. I Can Get Screwed Ten Times A Day And Melania Understands."

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 23 April 2019

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BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview last Sunday on Moon the Nation, President Trump was asked by Rachel Maddow: “Why, after all the abuse you took since you were elected President, would you seek another term?”

“Sweet Pea, I love this job. I can get screwed ten times a day, and Melania understands.”

“I have to ask, Mr President. When you are in the Oval Office, do you ever think about all the times President Clinton was getting his ashes hauled by Monica Lewinsky, just a few feet from where you work?”

“Rachel, sometimes I can close my eyes and still smell the cigar. I only hope that he didn’t smoke it.”

Slim Everdingle: “You gotta love him. Such respect for the tradition of the office.”

Dirty Trick: “Yo Dude. If you be Bubba in the Oval Office a hosin and a blosin and ya momma come a nosin, you don’t get no respect.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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